
Wingin' it
Less chickens, more wings.
There are currently 40 billion chickens each year being raised for meat on farms.
If every bird was free-range raised, they would cover a land mass of over three million square kilometers — roughly equivalent to that of India, the world's seventh largest country 🤯

1.4 billion
Chicken wings consumed on Super Bowl Sunday
That's 350,000,000 chickens consumed on one day.The land required to raise them as free-range for a single sporting event would be greater than the entire country of Belgium.
1 bird = 2 wings
...or does it?
Our team of food scientists thought, "Why stop at two wings per bird?"We tried breeding chickens that would have more than two wings, but they kept flying away.Then we did something truly innovative...
Spider Chickens
was born
8 spider legs = 16 chicken wings
We genetically modified the Mexican Red-Knee tarantula (Brachypelma hamorii) to have chicken wings for legs. Suddenly, the chicken wing problem was solved!The spider, with it's now eight legs of chicken wings, could yield 16 pieces of chicken wings instead of four when compared to the traditional bird.And the yield per acre of land increased by 300 fold.
Mmmmmmmmm, Chicken wings🤤
Spider Chickens™
Tastes like chicken, because it is chicken!


Join the Spider Chicken revolution!
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Obviously, not sure it has to be said, but this a fun gag for April Fools Day 2022. All rights reserved.